Becky G’s Fiancé Sebastian Lletget’s Response to Cheating Scandal

Yet another soccer cheating scandal of the many that come and go…

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Another day, another squirming sports star pleading his innocence after being accused of cheating on a beautiful pop star he probably doesn’t deserve. Oh, yes. Yet another soccer cheating scandal of the many that come and go…

However, I’ll hold my judgment for now… or maybe it’s too late with that harsh opener? Let’s dive into this tidbit of soccer rumors and see if our bullshit detector starts ringing.

Becky G Cheating Scandal: Who, What, Where, When, and Why?

 

Sebastian Lletget is a professional soccer player competing for Dallas FC and USMNT. Who? That is precisely my point. Even the most diehard sports fan (other than the 10 Dallas FC fans) will be hearing this name for the first time. That’s sports news for ya…

And then, there’s Miss Becky G, a singer, songwriter, and actress that was unquestionably born for the spotlight, since the 26-year-old’s multifaceted career is far beyond being cheated on by an unknown MLS player. But again, we’ll “hold judgment” until we’ve dug deeper.

 

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There are a few things I’d like to address before moving on any further.

Firstly, Sebastian Lletget… I don’t want to type this surname again, so for this article, he’ll be referred to as ‘Seb’. Alright, with THAT out the way, Seb, who the fuck are you, mate? If he weren’t the fiancé of Becky G, we wouldn’t even be covering this topic right now.

As an English-born and bred FOOTBALL fan, I’m familiar with many game-day chants and songs; one of them springs into mind that is regularly aimed toward players of Seb’s caliber.

“Who the fuck, who the fuck, who the fucking hell are you? Who the fucking hell are you? (Sing it while putting bass on “who the fuck” and prolonging “fucking hell” sounds better).

But anyway, enough of me shitting on this guy just because he’s bedded Becky G, and I haven’t. Back to the point.

Allegations arose from nowhere, like a Randy Orton TKO. You think your secrets are safe, and then boom, a random social media account dishes the dirt and puts you under the cheating scumbag spotlight.

Either the man is stupid or is worried about future evidence surfacing. He could have swept the allegations under the rug by simply not responding; the account was anonymous and got deleted after all. But nope. Instead, Seb added more intrigue to the story and, with a drawn-out response, may as well have pleaded guilty to all charges.

“Over the last several weeks, during a moment I deeply regret, a 10-minute lapse in judgment resulted in an extortion plot,” Seb responded. “Since this person did not get what they wanted, it has now become a public social media spectacle filled with more lies than any truth and false posts aimed at the love of my life, the one person who I should never take for granted or put at risk.”

I’ve quoted this specific segment because it hilariously screams, “I’m guilty; please forgive me, Becky.” However, for a more intense roll-on-the-floor laughing moment, read the entire essay he posted in response, for yourself:

Shittttt, I could go on for days about this… apology? Admittance? Whatever the hell it is, let’s state the obvious, this man has made himself look more guilty through his response than the actual accuser. Mental health? A 10-minute lapse of judgment?

He isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. The man goes off on a tangent expecting any of us to understand this nonsense, and it would seem like Becky G might know more than we do…

I’d expect this behavior from an ego-filled, world-class superstar such as Cristiano Ronaldo, but Seb, come on man, you bagged a worldie, and you’re doing the dirty on her – what an idiot you are, lad. And even CR7 hasn’t received such allegations with his status, so I apologize for using the GOAT’s name in vain.

I don’t know where we go from here, but Becky, if you need a shoulder to cry on, I have gentle hands and better skills than Seb. And I’m not on soccer news, so that’s a privacy plus.

We all want the collaboration diss track with Shakira feat Becky G. She could seriously blow up the internet with this move.

Ok, that’s enough about Seb. But as I sign off on this article, I genuinely hope this man isn’t as stupid as his comments suggest. Team men have been a huge letdown over the decades, and some of the slobs are making us all look bad. But we’ll end it by remembering how stupid you are for “allegedly” cheating on this…

 

 

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